Monday, December 27, 2010

Remaining Doubts on Kerry Collins' Arm Strength Should be Cleared


Calling the 2010 Titans season a Greek tragedy would imply that there were a lot of failed heroics. Calling it a Russian tragedy would imply there was a lot of suicide...although watching the last eight game stretch would leave you to believe there was some of that on the field. No folks, this is a hillbilly tragedy through and through, somewhere between "Sling Blade", Pickett's Charge, and the worst segments of "Dallas".

From today's Tennessean....

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Not much has gone right for the Titans lately, and things took an even more unusual turn Sunday when defensive end William Hayes was injured in a freak accident.

Hayes was standing on the sideline when a Kerry Collins pass sailed high off the field and hit him in the head. Hayes was unable to play the rest of the game because of a concussion, Coach Jeff Fisher said.

"That's kind of how the game went,'' Fisher said. "I've never had a player leave the game with a concussion after getting hit with the ball on the sideline. But we'll see how he is this week.''

Friday, December 24, 2010

Randy Moss Eager to Return to Titans Next Season as Right Tackle


It must be something in the water down here. The vibes are good, the pace is slow, and a lot of washed up rock stars, actors, and football players want to put themselves out to pasture in the verdant sprawl of Middle Tennessee. Maybe Randy Moss is the latest addition.
In case you haven't been following the Titans' mercurial (shitty/schizoid) season, there is a guy named Randy Moss that is very likely a Hall of Fame to be receiver, and through some weird Magic Bullet type chance alignment, he wound up being picked off waivers and coming to Nashville. In case you haven't paid attention to pro football in the past decade, he's pretty good at catching balls and scoring touchdowns. But far be it for me to judge offensive play calling. It's just that, since acquiring Moss, the Titans have seen fit to throw the ball his way less than a dozen times, even in the midst of a nauseating six game losing streak.
Two weeks ago, Moss was actually receiving praise from commentators on his BLOCKING ABILITY, something he has been notoriously averse to doing in the past. In fact, Moss used to be known for his pouty demeanor when passes weren't tossed his way enough. (He is also apparently not a fan of Minneapolis area catering, but that's another, um...plate.)
So this guy, probably the highest profile wide receiver to ever spend time on the Titans' roster, has been on the field the last month in a sporadic fashion, and when he has been, the ball very rarely finds itself being chucked in his direction. Yet somehow, someway, the supposedly difficult Moss is as chill and all smiles as ever. This week, he spent an unprecedented SIX minutes with Nashville media in the locker room (please people, this could possibly be his longest media moment of the season), joking and opining that he would LOVE to return to the Titans next year. Well maybe not "love", but at least "not mind", which honestly I am just going to take as a synonym for "love".
Like, i said, it must be something in the water down here.

With all deference to the incomparable Jim Wyatt, I reprint from his Titans blog two days ago....



Randy Moss has every reason to be frustrated by his lack of production and opportunities, but the Titans receiver insisted Wednesday that he’s not mad. In fact, he said he’s enjoying his time in Tennessee so much he’d like to come back next season.

"This organization has been good to me. My production has not been where I want it to be or where the organization wants it to be. But when it comes down to it, I think they are happy with where they are at with me and I am happy with where I’m at," Moss said.

"Next year, hopefully, if the opportunity presents itself for me to be here, I would love to. I like the city and I like the people. There’s a lot of history here and football is one of the many things they have going on around here in this city and I am a country boy in a country city. I love it. I can’t speak enough about the city and the fans."

Moss has five catches for 62 yards since the Titans claimed him on Nov. 3. He was not targeted in the past two games. He will be a free agent when the season ends.

"At 33 I am still running with the 20-year olds. It might take me a little longer to warm up," Moss said with a smile. "But other than that I still have fun with the guys. I still can compete and I still can get open. The bad thing about me being so old at 33 is I still have a lot of football left to be played. So we’ll see what the future holds."

Asked if he’d need a promise to get more passes thrown his way next season, Moss passed on the opportunity to make a case for himself. Instead he praised others, including receiver Kenny Britt.

"Man, this is a business. It is really not my call or for me to say, 'Throw me every ball or throw me balls.' Earlier in my career if I think you’d have asked me that question I would have probably been a little more biased and a little more as an individual. But I’ve always understood the concept of team," Moss said.

"I’ve always felt I could take over a game and things like that. Now I am a little older and there are younger guys coming into the league with a little bit more pizazz and determination. But I am still determined … to go out there and make it happen. Last week I told Kenny 'There is only one Moss' and when I leave this league there will never be another Moss come through this league. The last couple of years I want to finish out I want to give the league something to remember me by and hopefully if it is not here in Tennessee it would be somewhere else.

"But I wouldn’t mind staying here in Tennessee. I really wouldn’t."

Monday, December 20, 2010

New York State of Mind


I think this guy would have been good in the booth with Aikman and Buck yesterday after the Eagles' stunning 38-31 upset of the Giants.

Rocket Man

















Vanderbilt University's newly found/rediscovered commitment to winning football games in the SEC had a streak of the interplanetary, when Chancellor Nick Zeppos opined that he was willing to give new head coach James Franklin "a rocket" if needed to track down recruits.
I am willing to root Franklin on, but since Vanderbilt has never won a conference title, even as a founding member of the SEC (1932), Zeppos might not just be wrapped up in histrionics when claiming that the Commodores may need to employ Werner Von Brauhn style transportation on recruiting trips.

Today, the ever cantankerous/wizened Joe Biddle has had his own take in the Tennessean...

As I watched part of Vanderbilt's annointing of its next football genius, I was impressed with Chancellor Nick Zeppos' fever during his part in announcing James Franklin.
I have been recovering from knee replacement surgery at home and thought what I heard from Chancellor Zeppos could have been caused by the pain medicine I have to take.
Correct me if I misintrepeted but did Zeppos offer to supply Franklin with a rocket ship to recruit players to Vanderbilt?
You talk about being all in? What a novel concept. I have heard on good authority that they have their eyes on a couple of five-star players in Pluto and that this next year's recruiting class in Mars is filled with Martians who can excel in the Vanderbilt classroom, as well as dominate SEC opponents on a football field.
The universe is uncharted territory and it seems Vanderbilt is going to take advantage of it.
Never mind getting an indoor practice facility. Forget upgrading the stadium that is easily mistaken for a upscale high school field.
They have rocket scientists at Vanderbilt. Now they have a rocket.
Zeppos was like a backwoods evangelist in his excitement. Pounding on the podium, cheerleading Franklin's promise to change the culture of Vanderbilt football.
He had me so pumped up, I forgot to take my pain pill at the prescribed time and did a wheelie on my walker.
I don't know if I can wait for Elon to open next season. No,
Elon is not a planet, just a football program that can get James Franklin off on the right foot.
I find it hard to believe that Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn passed up the Black and Golden opportunity.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Don Shula takes his talents (Rascal) to South Beach


A moment of Zen, all the way back from 1995. I'm not sure which is funnier, Stan Humphries's excessive celebration, or the constant cuts to Shula.

Even God wants Favre to reach 300 starts...


No Gulf Coast native is as familiar with the winter travails of the midwest as Number Four. And due to a partial collapse of the Metrodome, he gets an extra day to rest his throwing arm. The Vikings-Giants matchup has been rescheduled for tomorrow night in Detroit.

Friday, December 10, 2010

I'm no general manager, but I am pretty sure this isn't the face of the franchise


Wow it's been quite a while....I guess this blog has retreated into the extremes of hobbydom but that's not because there hasn't been plenty of news to report...

When I left the country, the Tennessee Titans were 5-3 and still in prime position to control their destiny in the AFC South. Then, in what seemed like a miracle at the time, Randy Moss was claimed by the Titans off waivers. Music City buzzed with excitement, and even the oft curmudgeonly David Climer waxed rhapsodic about a return to the Super Bowl.

Then multiple cleats started dropping from multiple feet. First, a disappointing loss to Miami. Then a home game embarrassment at the hands of the equally hapless Redskins. Not only a loss, but one in which Vince Young suffered a season ending injury to his thumb.

Then the real drama began. An upset Young cussed at Coach Fisher in the locker room, stormed out of the post game meeting, and pretty much crossed his Rubicon with the Fish Man for good.

So now we have a supposed franchise quarterback on injured reserve and a backup (Banjo man Collins) in nearly as bad shape. So as if it couldn't get more surreal, Titans fans were treated/subjected to watching rookie QB Rusty Smith take the snaps in the Titans' first match up with the Texans.

That brilliant strategy resulted in a 20-0 route, and the altercation between Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan was easily the most passionate part of the afternoon's proceedings.

One week later, the crusty Kerry Collins was back under center but suffered yet another embarrassing home loss to the Jaguars.

In the midst of all this, offensive coordinator Mike Heimerdinger was diagnosed with cancer, and it became clear that there was a dangerous leadership vacuum in the Titans locker room.

And it all led up to last night. Do or die at home against the arch foe Colts, with one last shot at a victory before playoff elimination was ensured.

Throughout the first half Peyton Manning and his crew marched up and down the field like a high school band, and by the time the score got to 21-0, I was tempted to turn the tv off. Yet the Titans, unlike in the last few weeks, didn't curl up and die. In fact, they fought about as hard as I have seen them fight this year. They even brought the score back to 27-21, just a touchdown away from the lead. And they were driving. And then they encountered a 4th and 1 near their own 34 yard line.

And then we remembered who was our coach.

We punted. To Peyton Manning. Who got the Colts down the field and sent the field goal squad on. And then the man who had crushed the Super Bowl dreams of multiple cities iced the Titans' season of feeble hope with a 46 yard field goal, leaving Tennessee down two scores with about two minutes left.

This team and this city has seen a lot of ups and downs with Jeff Fisher. Really, more downs.....or to be accurate, more 8-8 seasons of shrug. I have always been in the Fish Man's corner, but if it comes down to the quarterback or Fisher, I am tempted to go with the guy who tends to win more ball games.

And now the fans and pundits in Music City are starting to clamor towards the send-Fisher-packing parade.

Today, 104.5's Clay Travis, who also pens for nfl fanhouse.com, threw down a gauntlet which I am quite sure will be picked up in the coming weeks by the angry hordes on both sides of the Cumberland. With all deference to Mr. Travis, I would like to reprint his screed in full...


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- After nearly 17 full seasons as head coach of the Tennessee Titans, it's time for Jeff Fisher and the Titans to part ways. This doesn't have to be acrimonious and it doesn't have to drag on forever. But it needs to happen soon. How? Since Bud Adams still has Jeff Fisher under contract as his head coach through 2011, Adams needs to trade away his head coach for draft picks. Yep, pull a Jon Gruden. Fisher's a smart head coach, he has marketability in the NFL. Surely Adams and Fisher can agree upon a job and work out a deal that allows the Titans to be compensated for Fisher and part ways amicably with the longest-tenured head coach in the league.

Fisher may well win a Super Bowl somewhere else. I doubt it, because I think the game has passed him by, but he may. What he won't do is win one with the Titans. He's had 17 seasons to make that happen and where does the franchise stand? In the wake of Thursday night's sixth consecutive defeat, a 30-28 loss to the Indianapolis Colts, the Titans are 5-8 and nowhere near a Super Bowl-caliber team.

Meanwhile Fisher hasn't won a playoff game since 2003 and his best chances to win a title came at the beginning of the decade. He's 141-115, after 17 seasons of coaching and has a winning percentage of 55 percent. That's not good enough to justify him a coaching job for life, but it's good enough to make him a marketable commodity.


It's time for player and coach to split ways.

Let me be clear about this, I wouldn't fire Fisher, but I would trade him. And if he wouldn't agree to a trade? Well, I'd make him sit on the sideline for a season and find another coaching staff. Or, if you really wanted to be cruel, I'd make him return as Titans coach and have to play Vince Young as the starter at quarterback. You know, Vince Young, the player that Fisher got into a heated confrontation with after the Washington Redskins loss a few weeks ago. That fight and Young's subsequent departure would have energized the team if VY had been the locker room cancer that Jeff Fisher wants us to believe he is. Instead, it's done the opposite. Players on offense have openly sided with Vince Young in the dispute with his head coach, going 14 quarters without a touchdown before finally getting on the board just before the half Thursday night.

The Titans' best offensive player not named Chris Johnson, wide receiver Kenny Britt, actually wore a towel with "VY 10" written on it in the first half. That towel was a not so subtle sign that the Titans' best receiver was pining for the return of the player Jeff Fisher isolated from the team and banished to Texas. You think it's a coincidence that the Titans have played their worst football in years since Vince Young was told not to enter the Titans facility?

Of course it isn't. Jeff Fisher fancies himself a player's coach, but he's lost the feud with Vince Young. Indeed, if he's such a player's coach, Fisher would have taken note of the fact that he's lost this locker room. That the Titans are en route to nine consecutive losses to finish off the 2010 season. If Fisher had kept his mouth shut in the locker room, VY would be rehabbing and the team's subsequent collapse wouldn't be placed at his feet. Titan fans would wait another season to see if Young will finally become a franchise quarterback. But instead Fisher picked a fight and lost his team. Now it's time for him to go.

To be fair, there's no doubt that Fisher has been an incredible asset to the community or that he's beloved here. That's what makes this parting so difficult. When the Titans played in Nashville in 1998 this was a town that still couldn't quite believe pro sports had arrived. We were agog at the spectacle. The NFL, really, here? My dad, a native Nashvillian, cheered as loudly as he could when the Titans took the field in Nashville for the first time in a brand new stadium. That was in 1999. For years he would tell me, "I can't believe the NFL is here!" with a grin as wide as the Cumberland.

The city of Nashville fell hard for the Tennessee Titans, there's no doubt about it. And Jeff Fisher was a big part of that, he fit the community well, he wasn't ostentatious, didn't attract attention, he was as solid as the mustache he always wore, like a cop who came to your house when the burglar alarm went off. But in the decade and change since that arrival, the city of Nashville has changed. Instead of feeling fortunate that pro sports came to town, we feel like pro sports are the ones fortunate to have come to our town. This is a great place to live, a city that gives its celebrities space to breathe.

But it's time we expect our coaches to win rather than just be happy that they are here.

Nashville is the only pro sports town in America that has never fired a pro coach. Ever. Not in hockey where Barry Trotz is in his 12th year and not in football where Jeff Fisher in his 13th season in the city. This is not a coincidence. I don't believe there is any other city in America where Jeff Fisher would still be the coach. And somewhere along the way Jeff Fisher has lost touch with the spirit of the city of Nashville and taken advantage of the lenient standard. He truly believes he's a coach for life. I think Fisher's golden touch first deserted him when Fisher wore a Peyton Manning jersey last season amidst an 0-6 start and said he had done so because he wanted to feel like a winner.

The city of Nashville seethed.

That continued Thursday night when Fisher told a NFL Network crew he was thinking about throwing a challenge flag when the Titans scored a touchdown to break the scoring drought so the touchdown feeling would last longer. That's ironic because Jeff Fisher hasn't used his challenge flag very wisely this year. Much of anything very wisely, actually. Anyone notice Randy Moss these past five games? The player who was going to revolutionize the Titans offense? Didn't think so. That's because he has five catches in those five games. He was on the sideline with his gloves inserted in his facemask for the final few minutes of the game.

More than anything else Fisher's brand of football, pound the rock on the ground and win with great defense is antiquated in today's NFL. You can't win a championship like that anymore. The game has passed Fisher by. Especially when you don't have a running back who you can pound the ball with or a defense that can withstand that pounding. Fisher's unwillingness to change crystallized for Titans fans Thursday night when, trailing by six and facing a 4th and 1 with 4:07 remaining in the game, Fisher chose to punt to the greatest quarterback in the history or football. Peyton Manning's Colts took possession, drove the field, kicked a field goal and iced the game.

Game over. Another playoff-less season for the Titans.

That means Fisher has been to the postseason just twice in the last seven years. Right about now is where other NFL fans clamor, "Well, if the Titans don't want Jeff Fisher (insert team here) will be happy to have him." That's fine and dandy. Have your owner make an offer to Bud Adams. Because it's time for Jeff Fisher to go. Think of this as a break-up between a couple that bears each other no ill will. Sometimes relationships need to end. Not because someone has horribly wronged the other person, but just because you know there's nothing good left to come from staying together. Just as you don't hang on to a boyfriend or girlfriend because you think someone else might like them, neither should the Titans hang on to Fisher. Or vice-versa.

It's time for the old oil man Bud Adams to make a deal. He's got a head coach that many seem to think is a hot commodity under contract for one more year. It's high time Fisher hit the NFL auction block. He's got a great mustache and is fond of pumping his fist after big plays.

Opening bid is a single first rounder.

Do I hear any bidders? Going once, going twice ...